Lawrence Etherington
Creative Director

By the time Lawrence entered the world his parents had abandoned their dreams of making it big through travelling the lands in a striped tent. His mother, The Bearded Lady, had become the first female president of Wales and his strongman father had opened a crèche for the poor.
Life was kind to Etherington junior and his early years were notably enhanced due to his love of (and easy access to) leeks, and his opportunities to excel amongst the less privileged children in his papa's play group.

Savouring the taste of being a big fish in a small pond Lawrence worked for a period of time as a newt farm before jacking it in as a bad lot.

He has spent the best part of his latter life in hospital with lead poisoning and finds peace in constructing origami statues of his enemies.