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Lawrence
Etherington
Creative Director
By the time Lawrence entered the world his parents had abandoned their
dreams of making it big through travelling the lands in a striped tent.
His mother, The Bearded Lady, had become the first female president
of Wales and his strongman father had opened a crèche for the
poor.
Life was kind to Etherington junior and his early years were notably
enhanced due to his love of (and easy access to) leeks, and his opportunities
to excel amongst the less privileged children in his papa's play
group.
Savouring the taste of being a big fish in a small pond Lawrence worked for a period of time as a newt farm before jacking it in as a bad lot.
He has spent the best part of his latter life in hospital with lead poisoning and finds peace in constructing origami statues of his enemies.