To: Blink Twice Mailing List
Subject: Malcolm Magic News
Date: Mon, 08 March 2004

HAAZAA!
REJOICE!
SPREAD TIDINGS OF JOY OR WEEP LIKE A KITTEN! IT'S YOUR CHOICE!

Welcome one and all, to the SECOND edition of the BLINK TWICE News-o-Rama.
If you've received this exciting communication then you've either:

(a) Arrested Robin Etherington, Lawrence Etherington or Mark Clements for a
crime they didn't commit.
(b) Entered into a witness protection programme.
(c) Committed a felony under the influence of Malcolm Magic....hey, it
happens!

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ISSUE 2 ARRIVES!!!!!!!!

BLINK TWICE Publications are proud to announce the birth of their second
love child. Weighing in at an impressive 28 PAGES, this fun-packed miracle
of pen, ink, blood sweat, tears, sugar, eggs, pink shrimp-shaped sweets and
cans of cheap SKOL lager looks set to brighten the lives of not just our
family, but yours too.

Nothing you purchase this year - until Issue 3, that is - will enhance your
spiritual well-being to the extent that this little beauty can.

Don't believe the hype; believe the NEW reviews!

"I can't believe it's not funny." - WHAT CHICKEN, 2004
" POCKMARK SAYS, MALCOLM SUCKS SWEETS!" - The Diary of a
    Teenage Panda, Aged 21 1/3, 2004
" Hem, hem, hem...." - ????, 2004
" Issue 1 made us swear. Issue 2 left us speechless." - The Sweaty Pit, 2004

Hmmmm, might be time to increase the reviewers back-handers...

Visit www.malcolmmagic.com to further excite your peepers with a free 4-page
preview. You can now purchase Issue 2 AND additional copies of Issue 1 (come
on...ONE copy's never enough!) from the Malcolm Store.

More fuzzy news will be heading your way soon.........

The Future is Orange. The future is a big carrot.

BLINK TWICE Publications
-Comic's have never been so much fun -

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